Our Story

We’re four who come from design, tech, marketing and mild-to-severe burnout.

We’re staying anonymous—not because we’re mysterious, but because we’d prefer not to end up in a Fox News segment. Just know we’re real, we care, and we’re definitely reading the comments.

Born out of doomscrolling, late-night rants, and group chats that toggle between despair and dark humour, this project is our way of processing a world that feels like it's constantly circling the drain. We got tired of shouting into the void—so we made something you could actually hold. And scrub with.

Our products are part satire, part protest, and 100% bathroom décor with a backbone. They’re designed for people who feel too smart to stay quiet and too tired to explain the obvious. If you’ve ever laughed while rage-tweeting, doom-cleaned your apartment after reading the news, or fantasized about power-washing a regime—you’re in the right place.

Thanks for being here.
Now go clean something dirty!!!