After watching democracy nosedive and decency get flushed, we figured: why not lean in? So here it is—a monument to megalomania, shaped like the guy who thinks he’s king.

Use it, abuse it, and let every scrub remind you: fascists are biodegradable.

This is for the chronically online, the politically exhausted, and the morally caffeinated. Because if we’re circling the drain, we might as well laugh. Go ahead. Make your bathroom great again.